Currently Listening Legend By Lynyrd Skynyrd see related

Hey y'all. I'm just sittin here washin clothes and listenin to some Skynyrd. This is the life. Well at 4:50 me, Shans, Matt and Lysser are goin to the Football game. That should be fun. I don't understand how all y'all girls can like queers like Sam. Why do you like a boy that touches girls in inapropriate places. As long as y'all keep that queer away from us boys he can touch y'all all he likes. Next thing ya know he'll be touchin Mikey Kyles butt. Whooooweeee. That's a good on'. Well I got to go get another load goin. Talk to y'all later. Oh and every one that don't think Sam's a queer don't bother leavin me any comments on how y'all like him. Remember Sam's a GAY MOLESTER. Talk to y'all later.

Currently Listening Mountain Music By Alabama see related

Hey y'all. Last night was the homecommin dance. It was alright. I think it was a hout to long. I was tired at 10:00 and everyone asked me why I was tired. I dance some though. I got my grits on with Lysser. The last song was Stairway to Heaven. Me and Lysser danced for 10 minutes. There were a bunch of perverts at the dance. They were "boilin thier grits" If ya know what I mean. Today me and Joe got together to play some music. I tried to play some bluegrass with him but he is the worst Bluegrass guitar player in ever He would make Tony Rice cry. Shandi and Lysser say that I flirt with all the girls I talk to and ignore them but we southerners call that bein nice. But that's over with. Shandi is my girlfriend now. Whooowee. Am I lucky. Her too. All I know is that Sam better keep his queer mouth shut 'fore I bust his lip up. That boy is a pervert. He was grabbin girls in places that ain't supposed to be grabbed. I would never touch a girl like that ever. I am a Southern Gentlemen. He ort to get beat up just for touchin them girls like that. The girls let him do that too. That's just wrong. On alot of peoples sites they do the quiz thing and they said that I was the funniest person they know. That makes me feel like gettin my grits on. Well I'll talk to y'all later. 

Currently Listening A Hillbilly Tribute to Mountain Love By Hayseed Dixie see related

Hey y'all. Today was fun. We didn't do anythin today. In German I asked Frau Richards if Schphinxter was a word and she said it probably is. She didn't even understand the joke. In science we watched a movie on Julious Sumner Miller. That was funny. After lunch we went on the Vo-Tech field trip. That was fun. Colby almost got in a fight with Laura and Erica almost got in a fight with Anna. That was wierd. Me, Jacob and Joe were on the bus Freestylin. That was funny. Mrs. Annis thought we were good. Tonight is the bonfire. Well they canceled it and their havin a peprally instead. I'm goin to that. Tommorrow I'm goin to the football game then to the Arby's and then to the Homecommin Dance. That's gonna be really fun. We can't go to the huntin class tonight. That stinks. We have to wait for the next class. Well the next time I update this thing I will have gotten my grits on with Lysser at the Dance. Well talk to y'all later.

Currently Listening Heaven Bound: The Best of Bluegrass Gospel By Various Artists see related

Howdy y'all. Today was really borin. I got sick this mornin so I couldn't go to school. Last night was fun though. Me, William, Amanda. and momma went to the barbershop. William got a funny haircut. It's short all around exept for in the front. The hair in the fornt of his head goes down past his eyes but the rest is a centimeter long. Amanda got a haircut too. It goes down to the middle of her neck. I sweet talked my mom into not given me a haircut. I was really lucky. Tommorrow I get to go to the huntin class with diddy and William. That's gonna be fun. Well there ain't anything else to talk about so I guess I'll let y'all go. Talk to y'all later.

Currently Listening Beyond the Sunset By Hank Williams see related

Hey y'all. Today was borin. We had testin for 2 hours in the mornin. I got done in one so I had to sit there and take a nap in the cold room. In public speakin we didn't do anythin. Well I did talk to Kate Krohl, Aoran, and Callie all period. That wasn't all that fun. I had a history test and I'm pretty sure I passed it. It was really easy. Well except 2 questions. On friday I get to go to a huntin class with my dad and brother. After that we get to get our license I think. My dad wants to buy two .12 gauge three shot pump shotguns from bass pro soon. I can't wait to go huntin. I only been huntin one time with William Hardee in Loris, SC. That was fun. All I do is go Fishin for bass and usually catch alot of brim. Well I got to go. Oh I came up with a new sayin for the "whatever floats you boat" thing. Mine is "whatever boils your grits". That's a good one. Well talk to y'all later.